Bottom, Series 2

Richie:
What was it Shakespeare used to say?

Eddie:
Um…‏ "Hello my dear, I'm a playwright you know. Come on, give us a snog."

Richie:
No, no…

Eddie:
Uh, "Where's my quill! Bloody hell, I bought five yesterday! Where do they all go?"

Richie:
No, really, what was it he used to say?

Eddie:
"What do you mean, it's crap! There's eight bodies at the end and he gets to shag his Mum!"