[Riding on Eddy's scooter] You used to have one of these when you were a girl!
Yeah, but I was never allowed on it.
No, you were too big for it, you wobbled.
The scooter wobbled!
If you say so..
I have perfect balance, [to Saffy] sweetheart, look.
Wheels don't buckle on their own.
I have hot flushes and memory loss, and sometimes when I sneeze, I pee.
Beth De Woodi:
[stands up] Beth De Woodi. The sands of time are trickling through my hour glass!
[raising her hand] Patsy Stone. I hope you're wearing thick underpants!
[raising her hand] Edina Monsoon, STAND ON THE BLOODY BIN BAG!