Curb Your Enthusiasm, Season 5

[after Ted Danson and Larry decide to switch their sandwiches]

Ted:
Just if anyone asks me, what's in my new sandwich?

Larry:
Oh, ok, it's um, you got white fish. You know, white fish?

Ted:
White fish?

Larry:
White fish and sable. Uhm..

Ted:
What is sable?

Larry:
It's a fish.

Jeff:
It's a fish like a white fish. Smoked fish.

Ted:
You have two fishes in the sandwich?

Larry:
But they blend very well together. They're like Siamese twins, white fish and sable.

Ted:
What else is in it? No condiments?

Jeff:
Cream cheese.

Larry:
There's some cream cheese..it's..

Jeff:
Capers.

[Larry gives Jeff a look]

Larry:
There may be some capers but I'm not sure. You can always brush them off, it's not a big deal.

Jeff:
Onions.

[Larry gives Jeff another look]

Ted:
That sounds awful.

Larry:
What are you talking about?

Ted:
My sandwich is turkey, cole slaw, russian dressing. It's a classic. People come in and they order a "Ted Danson".

Larry:
Yeah but you're not there. You don't go in there.

Ted:
Yeah but people are used to my sandwich. All of a sudden they show up there and they're eating the "Ted Danson" sandwich, you know, all of a sudden has herring and lox..

Jeff:
Capers..and onions.

Larry:
Hey, shut the f*** up!