Drawn Together, Season 1

Drawn Together (2004-2007) is an adult animated Comedy Central television show that spoofs reality TV shows, especially The Real World and The Surreal Life.

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Spanky:
Can you believe this kid? He's on the phone all day with his old lady!

Captain Hero:
Dude, I don't blame him. The talent here is pretty weak, man. I mean, sure I'd stick and stir any one of these broads, but I really wish we had one of those hot black chicks.

Foxxy:
Bling, bling! Foxxy's in the house!

Captain Hero:
Whoa, I'm pretty good at this! I wish we had a twelve-year-old girl and a donkey! [Camera shifts from the door to Captain Hero several times; nothing happens] Damn.

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