Friends , Season 10

Friends is a sitcom about a group of friends in the New York City borough of Manhattan that was originally broadcast from 1994 to 2004. It was created by David Crane and Marta Kauffman, and produced by Kevin S. Bright, Marta Kauffman and David Crane.

Rachel:
Ross, don't forget to take a shot of Emma's cake. It's in a box in the fridge.

Ross:
Sure.

Rachel:
[to Monica] You're going to love this cake! I got from from a bakery in New Jersey, Carino's!

Monica:
That place has the creamiest frosting! I used to hitchhike there when I was a kid!

Rachel:
Well, they make make these great novelty cakes in different shapes; and if you give them a photo, they'll copy it in icing!

Monica:
Did you do a picture of Emma?

Rachel:
On a cake shaped like a bunny!

Ross:
Does this bakery by any chance bake erotic cakes, for bachelorette parties?

Rachel:
What are you talking? -OH, MY...! They put my baby's face on a penis!

[Everyone rushes to see the cake.]

Phoebe:
Now it's a party!

Rachel:
This is not funny! If I wanted this cake to be a disaster, I would have baked it myself!

Joey:
Is it okay that I still think it looks delicious?

Judy:
Jack, look at this!

Jack:
I know what you're thinking! The resemblance is uncanny!

[Everyone turns to look at Ross]

Ross:
[angry] I am THIS close to tugging on my testicles again!!

Rachel:
[on the phone] No, this is NOT what I ordered! I drove to New Jersey to get my daughter a cake for her birthday and I need a bunny cake right now!

Ross:
Ask them if it would be faster to cut the baby's face off the penis and put it on the bunny. [to himself] That is a weird sentence.

Rachel:
[on the phone with the bakery] Oh, believe you me, I am going to bring this cake back. I don't even want it in my home... JOEY, DON'T TOUCH IT!

Joey:
I'm so confused!

Rachel:
I still want my daughter's face on a cake, but a bunny cake! Yellow cake, chocolate frosting with nuts!

Chandler:
To be fair, this one does have nuts.

[Phoebe and Ross are driving to John F. Kennedy Airport to find Rachel. Phoebe calls Rachel and tries to convince her to get off the plane in an attempt to stall her]

Rachel:
[Rachel's cell phone rings] Hello?

Phoebe:
Rachel! Oh good! Hey, by the way, did you just get on the plane?

Rachel:
Yeah.

Phoebe:
[to Ross:] For what it's worth, we would've caught her if we were at the right airport.

Ross:
[sarcastically] Yay...

Phoebe:
Uh, Rach, hang on. [Phoebe holds out her phone to Ross, but he refuses to talk and repeatedly mouths "No!"]

Rachel:
Phoebe, is everything okay?

Phoebe:
Um... actually, no. No, y-you have to get off the plane.

Rachel:
What, why?

Phoebe:
I have this feeling that something's wrong with it. Something is wrong with the left phalange.

[A passenger sitting beside her has been eavesdropping on her conversation and shows signs of worry.]

Worried passenger:
Um, ahem, what was that?

Rachel:
Oh! That was just my crazy friend. She told me I should get off the plane because she had a "feeling" that there was something wrong with the "left phalange".

Worried passenger:
Okay, uh, that doesn't sound good.

Rachel:
Oh, I wouldn't worry about it. She's always coming up with stuff like this and you know what? She's almost never right.

Worried passenger:
But she is sometimes?

Rachel:
Well?

[The man gets up from his seat and starts gathering his luggage from the overhead compartment.]

Flight attendant:
Excuse me, sir? Where you going?

Worried passenger:
Okay, I have to off this plane, okay? Uh, her friend has a feeling something's wrong with the left phalange.

Rachel:
[to flight attendant] Could I get some peanuts?

2nd passenger:
What's wrong with the plane?

Flight attendant:
There's nothing wrong with the plane...

Worried passenger:
The left phalange.

Flight attendant:
There's no phalange!

Worried passenger:
Oh my...! This plane doesn't even have a phalange!

2nd passenger:
Well I'm not flying on it.

Flight attendant:
Ma'am, please sit down!

3rd passenger:
What's going on?!

Worried passenger:
We're all getting off, there is no phalange!

Rachel:
Ah! This is ridiculous! I-- [she sees the passengers leave the plane and decides to leave as well] Yeah, okay.

[After failing to convince Rachel to get off the plane, Ross heads to his apartment in despair and finds a message from Rachel on his answering machine.]

Rachel:
Ross? Hi, it's me. I just got back on the plane and I just feel awful. That is so not how I wanted things to end with us. It's just that I... wasn't expecting to see you and then all of the sudden, you're there and saying these things and... now I'm just sitting here and thinking of all the stuff I should have said and I didn't. I mean, I didn't even get to tell you that I love you too. Because of course I do. I love you... I love you... I love you... what am I doing? I love you. Oh, I've gotta see you. I've gotta get off this plane.

Ross:
Oh, my god!

Rachel:
[to flight attendant] Okay, e-excuse me--

Flight attendant:
Ma'am, please sit down!

Rachel:
No, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, but I need to get off the plane, okay? I needed to tell someone that I love them.

Flight attendant:
Ma'am, I can't let you off the plane.

Ross:
[listening to the conversation] Let her off the plane!!

Flight attendant:
I am afraid you are gonna have to take a seat.

Rachel:
Oh, please miss, you don't understand!

Ross:
Try to understand!!

Rachel:
Oh, come on, miss, isn't there any way that you could just let me off the-- [the message cuts before Rachel finishes her sentence]

Ross:
No, no!! Oh, my god, did she get off the plane? Did she get off the plane?

Rachel:
[coming into room] I got off the plane.

Ross:
You got off the plane.

[they passionately make out]

Rachel:
I do love you.

Ross:
I love you, too, and I am never letting you go again.

Rachel:
Okay, because this is where I want to be. Okay, no more of this, I don't wanna mess this up again.

Ross:
Me either, okay, we are done being stupid.

Rachel:
It's you and me, all right, this is it? You and me, this is it.

Ross :
This is it. Unless we're on a break.

[awkward pause]

Ross:
[to himself] Don't make jokes now...

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