Friends, Season 1

[First lines of the series]

Monica:
There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!

Joey:
C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!

Chandler:
Alright Joey, be nice. [to Monica] So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?

Phoebe:
Wait, does he eat chalk?

[The others stare, bemused]

Phoebe:
Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!

Monica:
Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.

Chandler:
Sounds like a date to me.