Married... with Children, Season 11

Woman:
Look: I'm a 5, and you are going to sell me a 5 if I have to sit here all night.

Al:
So because you're mad at me, you're gonna take it out on a perfectly innocent chair? A chair that has suffered enough already.

Woman:
Well, I have just about had enough of you.

Al:
Well, you wouldn't say that if I came with fries and a medium drink. You know, medium: the size between small and you.