Scrubs, Season 1

Scrubs is a comedy television series that ran from 2001 to 2008 on NBC, and from 2008 to 2010 on ABC. It was created by Bill Lawrence, who also co-created Spin City.

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J.D.:
I'm waiting for someone.

Janitor:
Door's broke. This is maybe the fifth time or so it don't open.

J.D.:
Maybe there's a penny stuck in there.

Janitor:
[suspiciously] Why a penny?

J.D.:
I don't know.

Janitor:
Did you stick a penny in there?

J.D.:
No! I'm just making small talk...

Janitor:
If I find a penny in there, I'm taking you down.

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