The Inbetweeners, Series 1

Mr Gilbert:
As you can tell from his rather natty badge, this is your new classmate Will. As you'll be sharing most of the same classes - Cooper, you'll be looking after him.

Simon Cooper:
Sir, that's not fair!

Mr Gilbert:
Rule one of the Sixth Form: Life is not fair.

Simon:
But Sir, look at his blazer for starters! He's got an actual briefcase! His shoes are clumpy, his hair's a bit gay and that badge! I mean, the badge alone.