True Blood, Season 1

Tara:
"Welcome to Super Save-a-Bunch."

Customer:
"Hi, I'm looking for that thick translucent plastic sheeting. The kind that they hang in front of the doors of walk in refrigerators."

Tara:
"Uh... We don't sell that here. You can try at Home Depot's.

Customer:
"I tried them already, they sent me here."

Tara:
"Aww."

Customer:
"Now I cannot believe you don't have that here. Oh, I don't even know what it's called!"

Tara:
"Sorry."

Customer:
"But you're supposed to have everything!"

Tara:
"Well we don't have that stuff. That you don't even know what it's called."

Customer:
"Your website says that this is the most well stocked store in five parishes! Now, I just drove over an hour from Martha-ville-"

Tara:
"Uh-huh. Does our website have a phone number?"

Customer:
"Well I suppose it does-"

Tara:
"So it never occurred to you before you drove an hour to pick up a phone and call us to see if we stocked whatever the hell it is you're looking for?"

Customer:
"Well I think that if a business chooses to classify it's self as-"

Tara:
"Why didn't you just find it online and have it delivered to your house? Or were you just looking for an excuse to wear them ugly ass clothes."

Customer:
"I would like to speak to your manager!"

Tara:
"Fine! WAILON! Trust me, you are not getting me fired. I am quittin. You were just the f***in catalyst and for that I otta thank you!"

Customer:
"You are a very rude young woman!"

Tara:
"Oh this ain't rude. This is uppity." [slaps Wailon across the face] "That's for pattin my ass to much! Imma get my baby daddy who just got out of prison to come and kick yo teeth in."

Wailon:
"Jesus Tara please don't do anything-"

Tara:
"Oh my god! I'm not serious you pathetic racist! I don't have a baby! Damn! I know y'all have to be stupid but do you have to be that stupid? Shit! F*** this job!"