Two and a Half Men, Season 1

Two and a Half Men (2003-present) is a TV series original centered around a hip single bachelor whose lifestyle is interrupted when his newly separated brother and his son move in.

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Charlie:
How did you get in my house?

Alan:
Okay, Charlie, the key in the fake rock only works if it's among other rocks, not sitting on your welcome mat!

Charlie:
Excuse me, but if you put the fake rock in with a bunch of other rocks, it's impossible to find when you're drunk.

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