Two and a Half Men, Season 4

Two and a Half Men (2003-present) is a TV series original centered around a hip single bachelor whose lifestyle is interrupted when his newly separated brother and his son move in.

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[Charlie is in bed with three women]

Alan:
Listen, I-- I really need to talk to you. Can you come downstairs?

Charlie:
Sure. Give me... an hour and a half.

Alan:
An hour and a half?

Charlie:
I know it's a little rushed, but we're on a tight schedule here! Tina's got homework, Cindy's got to meet her fiancé, and Marie... well, Marie's on the clock.

Alan:
You already had two women in bed and you felt the need to call a professional?

Charlie:
Better safe than sorry.

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