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I remember when I was young I had a real bad identity crisis. So one day I went to my father and I asked him "Wo Chong, was I adopted?".

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added 3 years ago

My mom was a truck driver and my dad use to call her a mother trucker.

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added 3 years ago

When I was young I use to go to the beach so much my mom would call me a "Son of a Beach".

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added 3 years ago

I consider myself bilingual, I know enough Spanish to order off the menu at Taco Bell.

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added 3 years ago

Sorry . . . I can't help stupid.

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Most people choose appearance over reality.

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All religions are a scam . . . except for yours of course.

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When I was in High School the closest I had ever been to being on the Honor Roll was Yes your Honor and No your Honor.

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If you really want to master something, it's best to learn from a Master.

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The first time I ever did stand up comedy a guy yelled out "Down in front". So I just sat down and watched the rest of the movie.

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When I die I want my tomb stone to say "See, I told you I was sick".

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I think it's funny how some people can think about eternity but the same people think that the earth is only 6,000 years old.

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Who makes the man "beautiful" ? To act like "a man".

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added 4 years ago

Life is like cooking your masterpiece recipe. You have to get the right ingredients, have the right mixture and the right cooking time to the PERFECT and DELICIOUS TASTE of your craft.

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added 5 years ago

Five is a Four letter word.

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When I was young I used to date homeless chicks, they weren't very picky and at the end of the date I could just drop them off at any corner.

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added 6 years ago

One time a waitress asked me how I wanted my eggs, I said "Cooked".

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added 6 years ago

It's your story, run with it.

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added 7 years ago

Even unconditional love has it's conditions.

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added 7 years ago

Why when you have 31 Flavors stick with Rocky Road?

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When I was young my Dad told me that Alcohol kills thousands of brain cells and he said, "son . . . you're not the smartest kid in your class"!

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added 7 years ago

I'm not afraid of falling . . . I'm afraid of landing.

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added 7 years ago

Cultural Values Determine Behavior.

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added 7 years ago

You don't have to motivate passion, unless you're married.

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added 7 years ago

Time is the measurement of the rotation of the Earths Surface around the Circumference of it's Axis.

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added 7 years ago

I'm making some changes in my life. If you don't hear back from me . . . you're one of them.

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added 7 years ago

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