Mae West

United States film actress (1892-1980) an inflatable life jacket

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'I'm very brave generally,' he went on in a low voice 'Only today I happen to have a headache.'
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
A woman is like a teabag, you never know how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
I feel like a million tonight --- but one at a time.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.
I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.
I used to be Snow White -- but I drifted.
It ain't sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
It is better to looked over than overlooked.
Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
Sex is emotion in motion.
To err is human, but is feels divine.
Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
Virtue has its own reward, but no box office.
Virtue has its own reward, but no sales at the box office.
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity.
Whenever I have to choose between two evils, I always like to try the one I haven't tried before.
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself.
You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
You're never too old to become younger.

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