Mae West

United States film actress (1892-1980) an inflatable life jacket

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'I'm very brave generally,' he went on in a low voice 'Only today I happen to have a headache.'Rate it:
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.Rate it:
A woman is like a teabag, you never know how strong she is until you put her in hot water.Rate it:
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.Rate it:
He who hesitates is a damned fool.Rate it:
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.Rate it:
I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.Rate it:
I feel like a million tonight --- but one at a time.Rate it:
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.Rate it:
I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.Rate it:
I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.Rate it:
I used to be Snow White -- but I drifted.Rate it:
It ain't sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.Rate it:
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.Rate it:
It is better to looked over than overlooked.Rate it:
Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.Rate it:
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.Rate it:
Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.Rate it:
Sex is emotion in motion.Rate it:
To err is human, but is feels divine.Rate it:
Too much of a good thing is wonderful.Rate it:
Virtue has its own reward, but no box office.Rate it:
Virtue has its own reward, but no sales at the box office.Rate it:
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.Rate it:
When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.Rate it:
When women go wrong, men go right after them.Rate it:
When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity.Rate it:
Whenever I have to choose between two evils, I always like to try the one I haven't tried before.Rate it:
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.Rate it:
Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself.Rate it:
You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.Rate it:
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.Rate it:
You're never too old to become younger.Rate it:

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