Momma Sykes:
I need you to search all the apartments while you're cleaning up.

1st Maid:
I can't conduct a search and do my job, both!

Momma Sykes:
Woman, if you can clean and watch daytime TV, you can clean and search!

Sgt. Alvin Sykes:
I'm worried about you, mama.

Momma Sykes:
NOBODY'S gonna kill ME! Your father tried that a couple times and even he couldn't do it.