See China and Die 
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Momma Sykes: I need you to search all the apartments while you're cleaning up.
1st Maid: I can't conduct a search and do my job, both!
Momma Sykes: Woman, if you can clean and watch daytime TV, you can clean and search!
Sgt. Alvin Sykes: I'm worried about you, mama.
Momma Sykes: NOBODY'S gonna kill ME! Your father tried that a couple times and even he couldn't do it.