Descendants: Wicked World

[opening line]

Evie:
Mirror, mirror, what does our future hold? Show me what happens when our stories unfold.

Princess Audrey:
[Audrey is going through her wardrobe trying to find an outfit] No! Gross! No! [sees her trademark pink and blue dress and tosses it on the bed] Ugh, that is *so* last year!

Jane:
[looks at the dress] That one looks nice.

Princess Audrey:
"Nice"? The saying isn't "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the nicest of them all?" Ugh! Those VKs are getting too much attention for my taste! And I have very good taste!

Princess Audrey:
[marching into Mal's tent] This selfie is ruining my *life*!

Mal:
Hi, can I help you? [looks at Audrey's hair, horrified] Uh, I mean, that looks great!

Princess Audrey:
If by "great", you mean "awful", then yes, it's great! [Audrey sees a comment pop up on her photo] Fantastic! Another comment!

Jane:
I'm so sorry! I didn't even know I can do magic! [gasps] I can do magic!

Princess Audrey:
Yep.

Jane:
I can do magic!

Mal:
[confused] You can do magic?

Princess Audrey:
[annoyed and fed up] We've been over this!

Princess Audrey:
[points to her messed-up hair, asking Mal for help] You have to fix my hair!

Evie:
Hold up! She's *my* BFF, she's helping *me* first! [Mal stands there, slightly annoyed]

Jordan:
[Jordan walks into Mal's tent and sees Mal holding her lamp] Hey, you stole my lamp!

Mal:
What? No!

Jordan:
[grabs the lamp] Thief!

Princess Audrey:
Cool it, Jordan! Mal will help you when she's done with *me*!

Evie:
I think you mean when she's done with *me*

Jordan:
[sees paint on Jordan's lamp] Did you get paint on my lamp?

Mal:
[takes the lamp from Jordan and attempts to get the paint off] No biggie, I'll just wipe it off.

Princess Audrey:
[pointing to her bad hairdo] Hello! My hair?

Evie:
Can we focus on what's important? Me!

Jordan:
You're ruining my lamp! [snatches the lamp from Mal] Gimme!

Mal:
Stuff like this never *happened* on the Isle Of The Lost! [Ben arrives in Mal's tent] I wish we can all just go back home! [Ben, Audrey, Mal and Evie all disappear in a puff of pink smoke]

Carlos:
[Carlos runs to Mal's tent and sees everyone missing] Hey guys, Jay got me a new phone! [sees everyone gone] Where did everyone go? Oh, well! [he takes a selfie with the phone and the caption "Flying Solo, Oh, Well, YOLO" appears on it]

Evie:
[about Ally] A girl's got to know her competition. Or in this case, her "not-a-tition". Get it? Because she's not competition?

Mal:
I got. I think living in Auradon is getting to you. You really need to stop with the made-up words.

Evie:
[going up to Ally] Hey Ally, are you OK?

Ally:
No! My partner lost her voice and can't sing tonight! I need to find a new partner *now*, or my chances of winning go down the rabbit hole!

Freddie:
You shrink one guy's head and *no-one* wants to sing with you!

Mal:
Ally doesn't have a partner, why don't you two sing together?

Ally:
[chuckles] A VK? [asks Freddie questions] Are you magical? Do you sprout horns? Just how evil are you? [to Evie and Mal] I don't think I can sing with her. [whispers] If I hit a wrong note, she might turn me into a frog!

Freddie:
Never! I'd just shrink your head, like my last partner! [shows Ally the shrunken head]

Ally:
[disgusted, but intrigued] Oh, that's disgusting! But curious. Can I touch it?

Princess Audrey:
Ew! Can you guys talk about this somewhere else? We're up first!

Mal:
[guffaws] Actually, *we're* up first!

Princess Audrey:
Sorry! [to Lonnie] Let's go!

Lonnie:
But they're already...

Princess Audrey:
[interrupts Lonnie] *Now*, Lonnie!

Freddie:
[Freddie goes up to Ben and Audrey and giggles] Well, well, well! The famous Auradonian kids.

Mal:
OK, Freddie, retract your claws.

Freddie:
[examines her nails] But I've just had them sharpened!

Evie:
[Audrey gasps, scared] She's joking... I think.

Evie:
Forget about the pompoms and focus on the super-awesome outfit we made.

Mal:
It is pretty wicked, isn't it? I think that all cheerleading outfits should have spikes.

Princess Audrey:
[hands Mal and Evie a sheet of paper each] So, you guys know the cheer?

Mal:
You *just* gave it to us!

Princess Audrey:
Everyone knows the cheer! We do it every year! [gets into position for the cheer] [cheers] F-I-GHT! What's that spell? Fight, fight, fight!

Evie:
[whispers to Mal, during Audrey's cheer] Is it just me or...

Mal:
Does this cheer sound *exactly* like that spell my mum used to say when we were kids? How'd that go? [cheers] B-I-T and E! What does that spell?

Evie:
[cheers] Bite, bite, bite!

Evie, Mal:
[both cheer together] Speak no words, we'll cause a fright, what's a bark without a bite! [doesn't realise that they both cast a spell on each other] [Mal and Evie both start barking like dogs]

Carlos:
You accidentally turned everyone into dogs, and you want me to help you use your spell book to reverse it? [Mal barks responsively, like a dog] Of course I speak dog! I'm Cruella's son! But why don't you just spell them back? [Mal growls like a dog] Right! You can't because all you can do is bark! [Jay starts barking like a dog, and Carlos laughs] Sorry Mal, but opportunities like this don't come every day! [Mal barks like a dog, and then goes over to Jay with his camera] Hi, Jay! Roll over! [Jay rolls over like a dog] Play dead! [Jay plays dead, like a dog] This *has* to go on record! [he takes several photos of Jay as a dog]

Princess Audrey:
Ooh! I'm so happy to be in these genie outfits again!

Jane:
But, where are ours?

Jordan:
I haven't been able to settle on a design for you guys yet. Besides, I'm backordered.

Ally:
Works for me. I'm not really much of a "genie chic" type. I consider myself a little more "Wonderland Unique"!

Jordan:
OK, people! This is crunch time! Auradon's Fighting Knights Ball is coming up, and we *still* don't have a theme for the party!

Princess Audrey:
Ooh! I know! Let's do a pretty, pretty princess theme!

Ally:
We did that last year! And the year before. And the year *before*!

Mal:
I have an idea!

Princess Audrey:
Let me guess. You want everyone to wear purple?

Mal:
No! [scoffs] [whispers] Yes!

Evie:
[gasps] What about a "who's the fairest" party? It'll be a competition! The winner will get everything, and the loser will get nothing!

Jane:
That sounds mean!

Evie:
[smiles] Thanks! [laughs softly]