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Kaz Harada:
Ladies, the bus needed tires... so I've sold your kidneys!

Ami Onuki, Yumi Yoshimura:
[in unison] *Again*?

Yumi Yoshimura:
Don't used record stores rock, Ami? All of our idols under one roof.

Ami Onuki:
[cries loudly] Waaah!

Yumi Yoshimura:
What's the matter?

Ami Onuki:
Someone didn't want these CDs anymore. So now they're just sitting around in a used music store. Will our music be here someday? Forgotten and gathering dust?

[Ami cries]

Yumi Yoshimura:
[sarcastically] Boy, are you fun to shop with.

[the time portal opens up and deposits them in the year 3000]

Yumi Yoshimura:
I take that back; you are fun to shop with!

Ami:
Maybe we should go for a post-gig snack. You know, before the cops show up.

Yumi:
Ninjas don't snack. They feed off of danger.

Ami:
She's totally out of control, Kaz. We've got to do something.

Kaz:
I am doing something! Getting out of here before she wants to spar with me again!

Harmony:
I'm your number one fan!

Yumi:
Well, I'm glad someone likes us.

Harmony:
Like you? I love you! That's why I dedicated myself to memorizing the intricate details of your lives. Ami, you like to eat pickles with peanut butter when you're feeling giddy, your favorite color is rainbow, you're a sucker for macram?, and when you think no one's looking, you like to draw a face around your belly button and make it talk! Yumi, you love the sounds of nails on a chalkboard, you hate flowers, you have a tiny birthmark in the shape of Abe Lincoln's profile on the bottom of your left foot, and ever since that pine nut incident when you were five, squirrels make you very nervous.

Ami:
Wow. I guess she is our number one fan.

Kaz Harada:
Don't worry, girls, I have the eyes of a hawk!

[Kaz crashes into a building]

Yumi Yoshimura:
Yeah, and the brains of a dodo.

Ami Onuki:
Do happy things make people happy?

Koi Fish:
Yes.

Koi Fish:
You're out of tune!

Yumi Yoshimura:
My sources say, "Wrong!", fish face!