Ashton:
Remove them! It's a bridge, for god's sake; not a petting zoo!

Simon:
A potato?

Nick Miranda:
Yeah!

Simon:
You gagged her with a POTATO?

Nick Miranda:
I tried grapes but she kept eating them!

Ashton:
Now, feel free to jump in if I get any of this wrong, but you haven't got the disc, and you haven't got the girl...

Ashton:
... Pity. I was so hoping you'd jump in.

Ashton:
Guess what we're going to blow up first!

Simon:
Your ego?

Ashton:
No, but nice try, sailor! The Eiffel Tower!

Simon:
Why?

Ashton:
Because it's big and it's beautiful and I'm tired of looking at it!

Ashton:
Stupid bee! You're just a fly with a stinger on your arse!