Simon Sez 
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Ashton: Remove them! It's a bridge, for god's sake; not a petting zoo!
Simon: A potato?
Nick Miranda: Yeah!
Simon: You gagged her with a POTATO?
Nick Miranda: I tried grapes but she kept eating them!
Ashton: Now, feel free to jump in if I get any of this wrong, but you haven't got the disc, and you haven't got the girl...
Ashton: ... Pity. I was so hoping you'd jump in.
Ashton: Guess what we're going to blow up first!
Simon: Your ego?
Ashton: No, but nice try, sailor! The Eiffel Tower!
Ashton: Because it's big and it's beautiful and I'm tired of looking at it!
Ashton: Stupid bee! You're just a fly with a stinger on your arse!
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