My Dad the Rock Star

[Willy discovers that Band class has been cancelled permanently and is upset]

Alyssa:
Normally, I'd insert a bitingly sardonic comment here. But I can see you're in pain, so I'll let it go.

Crystal Zilla:
[checking her Mood Ring] Uh-oh. Melancholy Blue. Someone's experiencing a plunge in their emotional biorhythm.

Quincy:
[about Willy being tricked] You been slept on by Buzz, man. He slept on you.

Crystal Zilla:
[inhales then exhales] Aah, the brochures were right. This town's an epicenter of positive energy.

Crystal Zilla:
[surprised] *Ooh*. My chakras are glowing.

Crystal Zilla:
Rise and shine my precious. *Come*. Bloom in the morning sun.

[Willy sits up]

Crystal Zilla:
I have your horoscope here. It says, 'Capricorn, get out of bed and get ready for *school*.'

Willy Zilla:
But Mom. [tiredly rubs his eyes] I'm a Taurus.

Serenity Zilla:
So what's *your* problem?

Willy Zilla:
It's my first day of school. *Ever*.

Serenity Zilla:
*And*?

Willy Zilla:
Well, what if nobody likes me?

Serenity Zilla:
Nobody *does* like you.