Colonel:
Comrades, what is Crimea? Nothing, a little spot. I can close it with my palm on the map. But of course only a very stupid fool can say anything like that.

Alexandra:
Is this you?

Alexander Brusentsov:
That's a stupid question. More stupid can only be an answer: yes, it's me.

Ivan Karyakin:
We're being executed!

Andrei Nekrasov:
We mind even less.