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Colonel: Comrades, what is Crimea? Nothing, a little spot. I can close it with my palm on the map. But of course only a very stupid fool can say anything like that.
Alexandra: Is this you?
Alexander Brusentsov: That's a stupid question. More stupid can only be an answer: yes, it's me.
Ivan Karyakin: We're being executed!
Andrei Nekrasov: We mind even less.