ScrewAttack's Top 10s

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Call of Duty is the textbook definition of garbage. Look it up in the dictionary, and it's right there! Trollolololololl!

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Every year, it's the same Michael Bay 'splosions and campers and cheap YouTubers! In fact, every new game that comes out is more like DLC for the previous game than an actual sequel! Lololololol!

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Stop milkin' the franchise, Activision, you money-grubbing, soulless corporation! Trollolololololl!... Stop. That's the type of crap we've been saying for years now, and I gotta be honest: It's getting really, really old.

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I'm kind of indifferent to the COD series, and the only reason I want to see it die is so the internet can finally shut up about it!

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SHUT. UP! It's successful and it's popular, therefore it's the cool thing to hate. And trollolololololl!

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There is nothing hotter than two lesbians talking dirty to each other. Nothing. The only reason Fear Effect 2 isn't higher on the list is because the Fear Effect chicks are cel-shaded. If they were any more realistic, it'd be pretty tough to keep both hands on the controller. That was a masturbation reference.

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Hey, you ever see the movie Blade? Yeah, it was great. So how about we make a character that's pretty much a direct knock-off, only not being able to pull it off and turn him into a generic black guy? And now we have Darrius.

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Hey, you ever play as Ken from Street Fighter II? Yeah, he was great. So how about we make a character that's pretty much a direct knock-off, only not being able to pull it off and turn him into a generic white guy? And now we have Kobra.