The Naked Brothers Band

Nat:
Too bad Rosalina couldn't be here.

David:
Well, I think her dad's getting married again.

Alex:
I didn't know Dad had a name!

Dad:
The accordian is a very underrated instrument.

Alex:
Holy chicken soup with rice.

Thomas:
Ladies and gentlemen, were are here live from New York City in the biggest wrestling match in NBB history.

Thomas:
On this side: standing at 5'2 weighing 89 pounds- the Hairy Vest Man!

Thomas:
And on this side: standing 4'11 - I have no idea how much she weighs, because last time I asked her she smacked me - Pinkie the Girlie Girl!

Thomas:
Ladies and gentlemen, we are here live from New York City in the biggest wrestling match in NBB history. In this side: standing at 5'2 weighing 85 pounds- the Hairy Vest Man! And on this side: standing at 4'11 - and I have no idea how much she weighs, because last time I asked her she smacked me - Pinkie the Girlie Girl!

Jesse:
Are you OK, Alex?

Alex:
Am I OK? Am I OK? You ask me that after you vut my heart in a million, zillion pieces... times three?

Timmerman Brother:
That's a lot of pieces.

Jesse:
Alex, my little sweetie pie, you know you'll always be my special little guy. That rhymes.

Qaasim:
I dedicated my school year to the ladies.

Nat:
Have fun laughing at me with your stuck-up friend.

Rosalina:
I wasn't laughing at you. And she's not my friend.

Nat:
Whatever.

Rosalina:
You're my friend.

Nat:
Funny way of showing it.

Rosalina:
You hate me now, don't you?

Alex:
Man women are confusing!

Alex:
OK, number one: I don't know what "sophisticated" means. And number two: you're yelling at me.

Nat:
Dream big dreams.

Alex:
And maybe someday you'll have your own pants.

Jesse:
So, what's War and Peace about?

Alex:
You know, war and... uh peace.

Alex:
I foot lifts in my shoes, I got a ZZ Top beard, I got hair under my armpits! What more do you want from me woman?

Alex:
Nat you've got puberty? Does that mean I'm gonna be an uncle?

Alex:
What's going steady?

Nat:
All Betty, all the time.

Nat:
Rosalina thinks I'm one of those insensitive, not deep, nose picking kind of guys!

Cooper:
You're not one of those kind of guys at all.

Nat:
I know but Rosalina thinks I am!

Qaasim:
Where is his country?

David:
No one knows.

Nat:
You abuse that thing man, you use it on pencils that are already sharp.

Alex:
I'm just ware.

Nat:
What does "ware" mean?

Alex:
You know, my fortune said "be ware." I'm being ware.

Rosalina:
Nat, your pants just fell down.

Alex:
I just want you to know, that if I die today, I'm sorry I didn't eat your eggs.

Nat:
You're not gonna die because I'm gonna watch you very carefully.

Alex:
What good it that gonna do?