Tommy Patel:
You don't have to worry about me, dear. I'm bi-sexual. Whenever I want to have sex, I have to buy it.

Brittle:
Congratulations, sir.

Henry Martin:
Eh, you can kiss ass later, Brittle.

Brittle:
Thank you, sir.

Butler:
Drunk again, sir?

Henry Martin:
That's okay, Butler. So are we.

Adoption Agent:
She insisted that you were adopted by a member of the working class to save you from the curse of money.

Tommy Patel:
How very thoughtful...

Duchess Lucinda:
Stop? You can't just arouse a woman and then yell stop, even if you are English...

Tommy Patel:
Surely you don't think I...

Henry Martin:
Get me out of this moose!

Shadgrind:
So many of you orphans. Unwanted children all over the place. People were sex-mad in the 60s, seemed to do it just for fun... Weird.

Kitty:
That's Henry's mother, the black sheep in the family. She took so many strokes in the 60s they called her the U.S. open.