Young James Herriot

[James's landlady has disappeared with the first month's rent that he gave her, so Whirly and Rob suggest that he lodges with them. Their landlady, Mrs Munro, takes an instant fancy to James]

Mrs. Munro:
[seductively] If I am to have a new lodger, I will have to conduct an interview. Young man, in need. I'd like to say I don't bite, but often... I do!

[she growls at him]

[When Whirly hands out leaflets calling for women's toilets in college, Professor Gunnell threatens to resign unless Whirly is expelled for insubordination. When Professor Legge, the Principal, calls his bluff, Gunnell is forced to withdraw his ultimatum. The toilets are built]

Professor Quintin Gunnell:
[menacingly] How you have pulled all this off, I'll never know. But you have made an enemy of me. Don't count on qualifying from this college - it'll be over my dead body.

Whirly Tyson:
[equally menacingly] If needs must.

[Professor Gunnell is vehemently opposed to allowing women students, but realises that the best way to impress Lord and Lady Muirhead is to appear to be in favour]

Professor Quintin Gunnell:
Some of my fellow professors were against the intake of women here at the college, but I think we have to be forward-looking.

Lord Douglas Muirhead:
Quite, I'm often told that equality is the coming thing.

Lady Verity Muirhead:
Although I think the call for equality with *men* does set the bar rather low.