Samuels:
I'm Major Samuels.

Jack O'Neill:
Air Force?

Samuels:
Yes, sir. I'm the general's executive officer.

Jack O'Neill:
Want a little piece of advice, sir? Get your ass to NASA. It's where all the action's going to be. Out there.

George Hammond:
Are you sure he's dead, Colonel?

Jack O'Neill:
Unless he can survive a tactical nuclear warhead blown up in his face, positive.

Jack O'Neill:
General, we don't need that probe.

Kawalsky:
We don't?

Jack O'Neill:
Nope. This'll do.

George Hammond:
Where's Captain Carter?

Samuels:
Just arriving, sir.

Jack O'Neill:
Carter?

George Hammond:
I'm assigning Captain Sam Carter to this mission.

Jack O'Neill:
I'd prefer to put together my own team, sir.

George Hammond:
Not on this mission. Sorry. Carter is our expert on the Stargate.

Jack O'Neill:
Where's he transferring from?

Samantha Carter:
She is transferring from the Pentagon. I take it you're Colonel O'Neill. Captain Samantha Carter reporting, sir.

Jack O'Neill:
Captain?

Samantha Carter:
Don't worry, Colonel. I won't let you down.

Jack O'Neill:
Good. I was going to say, "Ladies first."

Samantha Carter:
You know, you really will like me when you get to know me.

Jack O'Neill:
Oh, I adore you already, Captain.

Samantha Carter:
Amazing. This is what was missing from the dig at Giza. This is how they controlled it. It took us 15 years and three superconductors to MacGyver a system for the gate on Earth. Look how small it is!

Jack O'Neill:
Moonshine?

Skaara:
Moon... shine.

Jack O'Neill:
Yeah. Moonshine. As in booze. Daniel, what are you teaching these kids?

Skaara:
Try it.

Jack O'Neill:
Alright.

Jack O'Neill:
Moonshine. Shocker.

Jack O'Neill:
Whoa!

Jack O'Neill:
Smooth. Very smooth.

Skaara:
Moonshine!

Kawalsky:
Our little soldiers are all grown up, Colonel.

Jack O'Neill:
I'm so proud.

Daniel Jackson:
Look. Ah, I don't pretend to know anything about astrophysics, but couldn't the planets change? I mean, ah, drift apart or something to throw this map off?

Samantha Carter:
I knew I'd like you.

Daniel Jackson:
You mean I'm right?

Jack O'Neill:
Daniel, for crying out loud, you've had one beer. Cheaper date than my wife was.

Daniel Jackson:
Yes. When am I going to meet your wife?

Jack O'Neill:
Oh. Probably, ah, uh, never. After I came back from Abydos the first time, she'd already left.

Daniel Jackson:
I'm sorry.

Jack O'Neill:
Yes. So was I. I think in her heart she forgave me for what happened to our kid. She just... couldn't forget.

Daniel Jackson:
And what about you?

Jack O'Neill:
I'm the opposite. I'll never forgive myself. But sometimes I can forget... Sometimes.

Teal'c:
What is this?

Jack O'Neill:
It's a watch.

Teal'c:
This is not Goa'uld technology. Where are you from?

Jack O'Neill:
Earth. Chicago, if you want to be specific.

Teal'c:
Your words mean nothing. Where are you from?

Daniel Jackson:
Ah, excuse me.

Daniel Jackson:
This is where we're from.

Jack O'Neill:
Hey, come on!

Teal'c:
I have nowhere to go.

Jack O'Neill:
For this, you can stay at my place. Let's go.

George Hammond:
What's he doing here?

Jack O'Neill:
General Hammond, this is Teal'c. He helped us.

George Hammond:
Do you know what he is?

Jack O'Neill:
Yes, sir. I do. He's the man who saved our lives. And if you accept my recommendation, sir, he'll join SG-1.

Daniel Jackson:
She's out there somewhere, Jack.

Jack O'Neill:
I know. So's Skaara.

Daniel Jackson:
So what do we do?

Jack O'Neill:
We find them.