A Tuna Christmas1996
[Arles is reading the news over the radio]
In international news today, Christmas violence flares, leaving thousands dead in Mag... Mada... Madg... Hell, I can't even pronounce the name of the place.
Must be way off.
Well folks, they must be foreigners, so never mind!
Charlene, Stanley get down here this instant or I'm going to put on the Andy Williams Chrismas albumn.
Mama... you said you wouldn't play that record this year.
Honey, your father promised not to miss another Christmas... Hitler promised to stop at CZECHOSLOVAKIA!
This is Didi Snavely for Didi's used weapons. Heaven forbid during this joyous season that you should be the victim of a holiday robbery. But wouldn't you rather shoot somebody than watch'em run off with your new toaster oven? I know I would. Didi's Used Weapons has weapons for the car, the home, and the workplace. At Didi's Used Weapons you'll have a Holly Jolly Christmas, and the criminal will have a Silent Night!