Africa Screams

Buzz Johnson:
I can't understand why you have this terrible fear of animals in you. What is it?

Stanley Livington:
When I was a little baby I was scared by my piggy bank.

Buzz Johnson:
That's nonsense. [walks away]

Stanley Livington:
[Grabs Buzz] You wanna hear something worse?

Buzz Johnson:
What?

Stanley Livington:
I was 15 years old before I ate my first animal cracker.

Stanley Livington:
That's the kind of girl I dream about. But you should see the ones I get.

Buzz Johnson:
[sees Harry with a glass of water] Where're you going with the water?

Harry:
Oh my tent's on fire!

Stanley Livington:
[while in Africa] So if I draw the map I can go home?

Buzz Johnson:
What do you want to go home for?

Stanley Livington:
I forgot something.

Buzz Johnson:
What did you forget?

Stanley Livington:
I forgot to stay there.

[first lines]

Stanley Livington:
Stay right where you are. Don't move, stay there now. Steady. Now sit up. Sit up. Sit up you. Up you fool. Up. Sit up I said. Sit up. Up.

Buzz Johnson:
[to Diana] Allow me to introduce Stanley Livington, one of the world's greatest wild game hunters.

Buzz Johnson:
You mean, you intend to take a trip to Africa?

Diana Emerson:
Very differently, I'm planning a safari.

Stanley Livington:
Listen boss, I'm not going along. You've got no right to put me in a thing like that. You're always putting me right in the middle

Buzz Johnson:
Don't tell me that. Don't you give me that. No arguments.

Buzz Johnson:
Say Mr. Buck, is there really such an animal as the Orangutang Gargantua?

Frank Buck:
Of course there is.

Buzz Johnson:
There is?

Frank Buck:
It went right around this district now.

Buzz Johnson:
[to Stanley] Stanley's a coward, Stanley's a coward. Afraid of a little teeny weeny alligator like that.

Buzz Johnson:
[to Stanley] I'm going to make a hero out of you whether you like it or not.

Buzz Johnson:
[to Stanley] I'm going into the cage and you behave yourself. I can't understand why he gets so scared.

Stanley Livington:
I'm not afraid of nothing . Not even you. I'm a pretty brave kid. I don't care about kittens. I don't care how big the kittens are.

Stanley Livington:
I thought that you were... Buzz, I'm paralysed.

Interpreter:
[to Diana] The chief has a sweet tooth for the little fat man.

Diana Emerson:
Have you seen a short fat man and a tall thin man running through the jungle?

Frank Buck:
No. I don't want to either.

Diana Emerson:
Now I'll never catch up to them!

Stanley Livington:
Now that I'm alone, what's going to happen to me now?

Boots Wilson:
[to Grappler] I'll hit you harder than Louis ever did.

[last lines]

Buzz Johnson:
Mr Livington, what about that raise I've been asking for?

Stanley Livington:
I'll talk to my partner if he's in.

Buzz Johnson:
Thank you, Sir.

Stanley Livington:
He's in.

Buzz Johnson:
Have you seen Stanley?

Gunner:
[wearing thick glasses] No I haven't.

Buzz Johnson:
Well if you do, tell him to hide out until he sees me.

Gunner:
Okay I'll tell him, but I haven't seen Africa yet. [wistfully] How is it?