Tom Green:
Why don't you have anything to drink? Choose one making you better feeling!

Tom Green:
Why don't you have anything to drink, choose one making you better feeling.

Tom Green:
Ha, ha. He fell on his bum bum.

Tom Green:
Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto.

Tom Green:
Pizza... pie... pizza... pie, I like my pizza pie

Tom Green:
It's not that I don't want to get in the van with the monkey, I do. But what does it accomplish.

Tom Green:
Would you like a "Go Fork Yourself" T-shirt?

Tom Green:
Can I buy some cookies ?

Tom Green:
Daddy, I'm freezing. Can you build me a camp fire?

Tom Green:
I prefer the Mercedes, I like the leather seats.

Tom Green:
See, Mom? I told you I'd make it. I'm in Tokyo dressed as a fork vomiting.