Bheja Fry

Bharat Bhushan:
Asif, this is Bhushan.

Asif Merchant:
Bharat, your Dhoni was washed out by the Pakistanis.

Bharat Bhushan:
Even I'm watching the match, there are a lot of overs left.

Asif Merchant:
If they couldn't do anything in 43 overs, what can they uproot now?

Bharat Bhushan:
Have you forgotten about the Multan one-day? So badly we uprooted you, that you are still holding it in your hand.

Bharat Bhushan:
Get lost!

Asif Merchant:
You get lost!

Bharat Bhushan:
You get lost! [Bharat bangs the phone]

Anant Ghoshal:
What a character, man!

Bharat Bhushan:
I know.

Ranjeet Thadani:
I've been tolerating him all evening! You hung up?

Bharat Bhushan:
I'll call him again. Look, don't worry, we fight all the time but we are best friends. We can die for each other.

Ranjeet Thadani:
Put the speaker phone on please.

Bharat Bhushan:
Redial. It is ringing.

Ranjeet Thadani:
I can hear it.

Asif Merchant:
Hmmm...

Bharat Bhushan:
Asif, listen to me carefully...

Asif Merchant:
Now only 6 overs are left. What has your Bhajji uprooted?

Bharat Bhushan:
Forget the match. I have some important work.

Asif Merchant:
On one condition - Say, "Rahul Dravid, down-down. India bye-bye."

Bharat Bhushan:
Have you lost your goddamn mind? Never ever!

Asif Merchant:
In that case, go to hell. [Anant & Ranjeet: Please, please say it] What happened? Caught in a religious dilemma?

Bharat Bhushan:
I'm doing this only for you Ranjeet Thadani! - "India down-down, Rahul Dravid bye-bye".

Asif Merchant:
You actually said it? Is everything okay, buddy?