Bill Maher: I'm Swiss

Bill Maher:
We're becoming a feminine society. Feelings are more important than facts. Sensitivity is more important than truth. Children are more important than people. Committment is more important than individuality. And safety is more important than fun. Women say that's good because married men live longer. Well yeah, but so does an indoor cat.

Bill Maher:
When that sh*t was going down, I was telling people, "I'm Swiss. I live here now, but I'm actually a Swiss... nationally."

Bill Maher:
I don't hate America first. First I have my coffee. THEN I... no.

Bill Maher:
No, no, stop, please; it will embolden our enemies if you applaud for me. Please, I know who won the election. In fact, let's start out the right way tonight. Praise Jesus, ladies and gentlemen!

Bill Maher:
When homophobia trumps terrorism as a campaign issue, wow. This country needs to get laid.