Black Day Blue Night

[first lines]

Trooper #1:
To hit that cow over there they must have road over it a couple of times. They're both dead. One male, one female. Sh*t, there must be a million dollars scattered out here. You think it's them?

Lt. John Quinn:
You know, you should have been a policeman.

Navajo Man:
Sh*t job.

Lt. John Quinn:
What were you doing in Utah?

Rinda Woolley:
Leavin' it.

Bo Schrag:
Halie, what are you doing here?

Hallie Schrag:
I'm... gonna kill you, Bo.

Rinda Woolley:
Who the f*** is that?

Bo Schrag:
How'ed you get here Hal?

Hallie Schrag:
Oh, how does it matter how I got here? I'm here!

Rinda Woolley:
How the f*** is that?

Bo Schrag:
That's... that's... my wife...

Rinda Woolley:
You what?

Hallie Schrag:
His WIFE!

Rinda Woolley:
You f***! You said you weren't married!

Hallie Schrag:
How could you do this to me?

Bo Schrag:
She doesn't matter to me at all... the hell it wasn't even my idea... I... I was drinking... ummm... umm ya know she kinda looks like you kinda... don'tcha think? Ya know... I woke up she had my pants down!

Rinda Woolley:
You lying piece of sh*t, you came onto me the first time we met, we've been fooling around ever since and you know it!

Bo Schrag:
BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! That is NOT true Hal!

Rinda Woolley:
The f*** it isn't! Every Goddamn day except weekends when you had to go back and fu-. Oh, ha ha ha, go back and visit your sick sister.

Hallie Schrag:
[C*cks gun]

Bo Schrag:
Hal! Jesus Hal! *Stuttering* D-don't do anything you're gonna be sorry for Hal!

Hallie Schrag:
Bo? What are you thinking?

Bo Schrag:
What?

Hallie Schrag:
What could you possibly be thinking that your dick's still hard? What are you thinking about sticking it back in her?

Bo Schrag:
[Rinda smakes Bo's private region with the phone] Oh!

Rinda Woolley:
Not anymore he's not. F***.

Rinda Woolley:
Hey look, I really didn't know he was married OK?

Hallie Schrag:
What should I do with him?

Rinda Woolley:
Shoot him, for God's sakes.