Adam Taylor:
And she's a film girl too. Most film girls look like Peter Lorre.

Adam Taylor:
Hi, my name's Adam, and I don't have an act. And not having an act is my act.

Lauren:
Yeah? Well, you see this watch? This watch holds twenty numbers. Twenty numbers.

Adam Taylor:
Sure, that works for you, cause you're Sean, and everybody loves Sean. You're the fucking Pete Rose of women.

Jason:
Hey, the coffee shop's hiring. I bet you could get a job.

Adam Taylor:
No thanks. I'm happy with the one I've got.

Pete Jubois:
Did I mention that I've got V.D.?

Lauren:
Well, what makes you think I'd want to go out with you?

Adam Taylor:
Because the other night at the bar, you looked back.

Lauren:
I looked back. So?

Adam Taylor:
So you don't have to watch a lot of romantic comedies to know what that means.

Lauren:
So, what's it mean?

Adam Taylor:
It means... that the girl wants the guy, so can we just get past this awkward part and you say yes?

Pete Jubois:
He just totally dissed the director. That man is gonna be a star.

Sean:
If you could just forget how scared you can be sometimes, and listen to your heart, you just might impress yourself.

Pete Jubois:
Somebody said it's raining outside.

Lauren:
Oh no.

Adam Taylor:
What? Every good romantic comedy needs a rain scene.

Lauren:
But this isn't a movie.

Adam Taylor:
Life's kinda like a movie sometimes.

Adam Taylor:
Hey, Lauren, you got a minute?

Lauren:
I don't know, I'm a little busy.

Adam Taylor:
Who's the director here?

Lauren:
Hey, there are two people on a set you don't tell what to do and that's the key grip and the gaffer.

Adam Taylor:
And you're neither.

Lauren:
So let's talk.