Leonardo:
First, we must observe the ancient ritual of the, uh, uh... traditional pre-fight donut.

April O'Neil:
Chief Sterns! I wonder if I might ask you a few more questions, off the record?

Chief Sterns:
Ms. O'Neil, my record on the record clearly shows that I have no "off the record" record, make a record of that!

Leonardo:
That's right, Shredder, you forgot, we carry insurance.

Michaelangelo:
Yeah, Mutual Splinter dude!

Donatello:
Yee haw! Ninja cowboy!

Keno:
Hey which of you lovely ladies gets to ride with me tonight?

Keno:
Okay, and when I do I'll dream of someone a little thinner.

Raphael:
Okay, we get you in, we find the Foot headquarters, we get you out to tell the others, right?

Keno:
Gee, maybe I should write this down.

Raphael:
What?

Raphael:
I'm being punished aren't I?

Leonardo:
Get it?

Donatello:
Got it.

Raphael:
Good.

Michaelangelo:
I don't get it.

Raphael:
This is stupid. We got the Foot up there with the ooze and we're down here playing Century 21.

Leonardo:
A true Ninja is a master of himself and his environment, so don't forget: We're turtles!

April O'Neil:
The rat is the cleanest one.

Raphael:
Amazing, guys, and I thought all the really good dungeons were in Europe.

Splinter:
Michaelangelo, show the professor where we may rest.

Michaelangelo:
Righty-o. This way, dude. It ain't the Hilton.

Michaelangelo:
Um, let's face it, you'd be better off staying at the Hilton.

Leonardo:
Take the ugly one!

Raphael:
No you take the ugly one!

Donatello:
I'll take the ugly one.

Michaelangelo:
Which one's the ugly one?

Donatello:
Oh great.

Leonardo:
Terrific.

Raphael:
Wonderful.

Michaelangelo:
Bummer.

Michaelangelo:
Hey, guys, check this!

Michaelangelo:
Wax on. Wax off. Wax on.

Raphael:
Mouth off!

Donatello:
Everyone's a critic.

April O'Neil:
I guess you're not the ones that can handle this.

Chief Sterns:
That's what we do best, Miss O'Neil.

Donatello:
These nets are very effective and very well constructed.

Michaelangelo:
Yeah remind me to drop a line to Ralph Nader!

Tokka:
Master say, have fun!

Rahzar:
Fun!

Donatello:
The perimeter's quiet.

Leonardo:
Yeah, a little too quiet.

Donatello:
Well, that was easy!

Leonardo:
Yeah, a little too easy.

Donatello:
Look! It's Raph!

Michaelangelo:
Yeah, a little too Raph.

Raphael:
Boy, whatever happened to "service with a smile"?

Leonardo:
I'm Leonardo.

Michaelangelo:
I'm Michaelangelo.

Donatello:
Donatello.

Raphael:
I'm Raphael!

Michaelangelo:
All the good ones end in "O"!

Michaelangelo:
Ahh, ninja pizza!

Donatello:
"Ninja pizza"?

Michaelangelo:
Pizza that vanish quickly without trace!

Michaelangelo:
Please, please. A moment to reflect.

Michaelangelo:
AHHHH! Okay!

April O'Neil:
Let me get you guys some napkins.

Michaelangelo:
What for?

Raphael:
We kicked their butts. They're all in jail. Besides, we took out the Shredder. So what's everyone so worried about, anyway?

Donatello:
He's right.

Leonardo:
No, Splinter took out the Shredder!

Donatello:
They're both right.

Raphael:
Yeah, yeah. I was there, Leo, remember? Ol' Shred did a swan dive, with a half gainer, right into the back of a garbage truck! AAAAAHHHH!

Michaelangelo:
Um, not to criticize science or anything, but wouldn't it be easier just to call it 'the pink one'?

Raphael:
First chance we get, we're out of here...

Keno:
What?

Raphael:
Uh, I thought I just saw a ghost.

Leonardo:
We'll give you the tour later. Right now, we got a few questions.

Donatello:
Yeah, a few inquiries.

Michaelangelo:
Yeah, a few... Uh, we'll give you the tour later.

Shredder:
Choose the best men of those that remain to follow the reporter. She's the key to finding the creatures that did this to me.

Tatsu:
Yes master. Next master, we rebuild the foot?

Shredder:
No. There is only one thing next. Revenge!

Professor Jordan Perry:
You know, if the soil's contaminated so far away, there must be more leaky canisters than we thought.

Professor Jordan Perry:
Fifteen, fifty. Just make sure that the rest are found and removed!

Professor Jordan Perry:
Sometimes the best place to hide is right out in public.

Professor Jordan Perry:
I'm well aware of the risks.

Leonardo:
Shredder, if you bring this place down, you'll kill all of us!

Super Shredder:
Then so be it!

April O'Neil:
And they said if you don't mean them at the construction site tonight...

Donatello:
What?

April O'Neil:
He said he'd send out Tokka and Razahr again. This time into Central Park.

Donatello:
Central Park? How are they gonna avoid all of those people?

Splinter:
Then, there is no choice but to meet as the Shredder wishes.

April O'Neil:
He's just forcing you guys into fighting Tokka and Razahr again.

Leonardo:
We know.

April O'Neil:
But...

Raphael:
April, there's no other way.

April O'Neil:
But you guys don't stand a chance.

Professor Jordan Perry:
Wait! Wait just a moment. There might be a way!

Raphael:
Man, who is this spaz-matic?

Donatello:
Would you give the guy a break? He's a scientist!

Raphael:
Yeah, fascinating. Hey!

Raphael:
Isn't Oprah on?

Leonardo:
Raph, just leave it!

Leonardo:
We're watching April.

Raphael:
Well, you know what they say? The bigger they are...

Michaelangelo:
...The more bones they break.

Raphael:
SHREDDER!

Donatello:
Ah! Thanks, Raph, I may never have the hiccups again!

Michaelangelo:
You think this stuff is gonna work?

Donatello:
Well, we won't know for sure until we spray those guys.

Professor Jordan Perry:
Well, actually...

Donatello:
Actually?

Professor Jordan Perry:
Actually... ingestion is the only course.

Michaelangelo:
You mean they have to eat it?

Professor Jordan Perry:
Affirmative. Yes. Yo. Right on... my man.