Terror Firmer 
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Casey: The perversions must end!... Family values must be saved!
Christine: No! - this is a Troma movie!
Audrey Benjamin: You killed my daddy, you maniacal, media-manipulated, homicidal, hermaphrodite freak of nature!
Toddster: Who is *that*?
Meathead Drunk Fratboy #2: Are you referring to that mysterious yet beautiful lady with her back to us?
Asshole P.A.: Don't give up the fight for truly independent cinema!
Jacob Gelman: Do you want some chocolate? I didn't think so. I eat this stuff all the time. White chocolate, dark chocolate. Of course I eat dark chocolate with meat and white chocolate with fish.
Toddster: Hey, baby, do fries go with that shake?