Casey:
The perversions must end!... Family values must be saved!

Christine:
No! - this is a Troma movie!

Audrey Benjamin:
You killed my daddy, you maniacal, media-manipulated, homicidal, hermaphrodite freak of nature!

Toddster:
Who is *that*?

Meathead Drunk Fratboy #2:
Are you referring to that mysterious yet beautiful lady with her back to us?

Asshole P.A.:
Don't give up the fight for truly independent cinema!

Jacob Gelman:
Do you want some chocolate? I didn't think so. I eat this stuff all the time. White chocolate, dark chocolate. Of course I eat dark chocolate with meat and white chocolate with fish.

Toddster:
Hey, baby, do fries go with that shake?