Himself:
This is Bob Hope for That Little Monster... I'm not saying he's out of this world, but when E.T. phones HIM it's a local call.

Himself:
How about those aliens... It's great to see them working without Sigourney Weaver.

Himself:
Regardless of what you heard, it wasn't the Paul Bunnell Story.

Edward Van Groan:
Absolutely no babies were injured or placed at risk during the making of this picture.