That Little Monster 
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Himself: This is Bob Hope for That Little Monster... I'm not saying he's out of this world, but when E.T. phones HIM it's a local call.
Himself: How about those aliens... It's great to see them working without Sigourney Weaver.
Himself: Regardless of what you heard, it wasn't the Paul Bunnell Story.
Edward Van Groan: Absolutely no babies were injured or placed at risk during the making of this picture.