The Doctor:
Remember, you can't burn the candle at both ends.

Stanley Laurel:
We don't burn candles, we've got an electric light.

Stanley Laurel:
Your bath's ready.

Ollie Hardy:
You know I can't take a bath with this foot. And besides, it isn't Saturday.

Stanley Laurel:
Why don't we get one of those trailers to hook on the back of your car. That's much better than sleeping in a tent. Wouldn't have to worry about flies.

Ollie Hardy:
Can you take one of those things up into the mountains?

Stanley Laurel:
Sure, right up in the high multitude. What do you think?

Ollie Hardy:
We can't afford to buy one of those trailers.

Stanley Laurel:
We don't have to buy one, we could rent one. I know a fellow who's got one for rent and I'll bet we can get it for next to nothing. I'll bet if we pay cash we can get it less than that. What do you think?

The Doctor:
That's the worst case of gout I ever saw.

Ollie Hardy:
What causes it?

The Doctor:
Too much high living.

Stanley Laurel:
In that case we'd better move down to the basement.

Mrs. Hall:
I'm so hungry I could eat a horse's neck.

Ollie Hardy:
Get up, Stanley, let the lady sit down, and fix us something to eat. Where are you going?

Stanley Laurel:
I'm going to look for a horse.

Ollie Hardy:
Sit down!