Camping del terrore

Robert Ritchie:
It's like a minefield

Ben Ritchie:
Why did you set up all these traps around the house for?

Robert Ritchie:
'Cause I'm gonna get him

Cissy:
[Showing Tracy how to oral pleasure someone] See how you do it Tracy?

Sidney:
You know you don't have to swallow Cissy

Cissy:
[Taking her top off] If they were anyone in there... would I do this?

Ben Ritchie:
I don't know if you'll like it though... it's right in the middle of nowhere.

Robert Ritchie:
You know what I feel about democracy... let alone campers!

Tony:
[Hearing his girlfriend's death screams] Hey, are you OK? Where are you? Come on out, I think we should go home now...

Tom Richie:
Rose are you putting me on?

Dr. Olsen:
[Trying to warn his daughter] Those woods are dangerous

Charlie, the Sheriff:
[Warning Robert] By the way... there's alot of kids around here... if anything happens to them... I'm gonna hold you responsible.

Dave Calloway:
[Ironic Lines] I guarentee this'll be a weekend you never forget