Action Fighter:
Your father was eaten by a fish!

Tongan Ninja:
You fight like a clown

Action Fighter:
That is because I was trained by a fool

Tongan Ninja:
He's your father?

Action Fighter:
Yes, and what's more I am his son

Action Fighter:
So, you are the infamous Gun Man

Action Fighter:
I hear your good with guns

Action Fighter:
I heard you were good. I once knew a man who was good with children. They called him; Children Man. Know him?

Action Fighter:
Nice

Asian Sidekick:
Somehow he knows where we are going

Action Fighter:
Welcome to my patio of death!

Tongan Ninja:
Marvin!

Action Fighter:
That name no longer holds any meaning to me. I am now known as... Action Fighter

Miss Lee:
You killed him!

Tongan Ninja:
Yeah. He was going to hurt you Miss Lee

Miss Lee:
Don't you understand? You can't just kill someone!

Tongan Ninja:
Women

Miss Lee:
I need to talk to you

Tongan Ninja:
Look, if it's about the decapitation thing I'm sorry

Action Fighter:
And then there was this other guy... I gouged out his eyes, swapped them around, and then replaced them... as a joke!