Dinocroc vs. Supergator

Bruce:
You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. As a matter of fact, there is one thing you could do to make yourself even more beautiful.

Ginny:
Yeah? What's that?

Bruce:
Get me a beer!

Cassidy Swanson:
You know, it's my sworn duty to arrest people for doing things like this.

Paul Beaumont:
Relax. If we get caught I'll just act all irrational and crazy. You can say you're bringing in an escaped mental patient.

Cassidy Swanson:
That would explain the shirt.

Paul Beaumont:
I like this shirt!

Roy:
I'm telling you. It's Aliens! First they go for our animals, then they go for our women.

Charlie Swanson:
I've seen your wife. Trust me, Roy; she's safe.

Roy:
I know.

Vicki Parsons:
You the Cajun?

Bob Logan:
What gave it away?

Vicki Parsons:
You smell like the swamp!

Bob Logan:
Yeah... Well I ran out of old spice.

Charlie Swanson:
[to Paul] You know son, you look like a damn fool in that shirt.

Bob Logan:
I got enough C4 in my supplies to start a full scale landslide. I'm just gonna need someone to help me set up the charges.

Paul Beaumont:
I love blowing up tunnels! It's a hobby of mine.

Bob Logan:
You're full of surprises.

Charlie Swanson:
You ready for this?

Cassidy Swanson:
I'm your daughter, aren't I?

Charlie Swanson:
You damn right you are! I'm lucky to have you. I should tell you that more often, but I'm a cranky son of a b*tch.

Cassidy Swanson:
What about you?

Paul Beaumont:
You see that trough out there? I'm hoping there's enough rainwater in there to keep me safe.

Cassidy Swanson:
What if there isn't?

Paul Beaumont:
Well... just make sure they bury me in this shirt.