Troop Beverly Hills 
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Phyllis: Oh, what glorious patches!
Jamie: Thank you, ma'am.
Phyllis: Where can I buy them?
Cleo: Ma'am, you don't buy them, you earn them.
Phyllis: Oh! Like jewelry!
Phyllis: You never give me credit for anything I do.
Freddy: That's because you never do anything!
Freddy: You had so much energy, you were so creative, I couldn't wait to see what you'd do with it. And see, now I know what you did with it. You Went Shopping!
Phyllis: Hey, I went shopping, Buster, to furnish your perfect house, to build your perfect image, to be your perfect Beverly Hills wife!
Claire: So much for being normal.
Phyllis: Her recommendations for a campsite were totally unsuitable. There were no outlets. And there was dirt, and bugs, and... and it rains there. So anyway, we've found a place that's much more us: the Beverly Hills Hotel.
Phyllis: I may be a beginner at some things, but I've got a black belt in shopping!
Velda: You call this roughing it?
Phyllis: One bathroom for nine people? Yes.
Rosa: Patches? We don't need no stinkin patches.
Phyllis: The parents here are so self involved. Shit, I broke a nail!
Freddy: If you contributed anymore to this marriage, we would be on welfare.
Hannah: It's about time you two grew up.
Phyllis: That just frosts my cookies!
Annie: You can't put wine in Hobo stew!
Phyllis: Why not? What goes better with Hobos than wine?
Phyllis: This dance is called "The Freddie." I know, I know. Life is so ironic.