Twice Two 
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Mrs. Laurel: Where's the ice cream?
Stanley: They didn't have any.
Mrs. Laurel: Well why didn't you go somewhere else?
Stanley: Well I spent the fifteen cents calling you up.
Mrs. Laurel: "Spent the fifteen cents calling me up." Hmph!
Mrs. Laurel: What?
Stanley: Would you go to the kitchen and get the horse's radish?
Mrs. Laurel: You go get it yourself. "Horse's radish"! Hmph!
Oliver: Well what did she say?
Stanley: She told me not to tell you that she's got a surprise for you.
Oliver: Well don't tell me.
Stanley: I won't. I can keep a secret.
Stanley: Ollie said we should go out to dinner to celebrate our university.