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Julius Benedict: Thank you for the cookies. I look forward to tossing them.
Julius Benedict: If you're lying, I'll be back!
Julius Benedict: The pavement was his enemy.
Vincent Benedict: Money talks and bullshit walks!
Julius Benedict: How can bullshit walk?
Julius Benedict: For the first time in my life I am...pissed off!
Vincent Benedict: You're a virgin!
Julius Benedict: That's private.
Vincent Benedict: A 230-pound virgin!
Julius Benedict: You have no respect for logic.
Vincent Benedict: But he's got an axe!
Julius Benedict: My name is Julius and I am your twin brother.
Vincent Benedict: Oh, obviously! The moment I sat down I thought I was looking into a mirror.
Julius Benedict: Actually, I hate violence.
Vincent Benedict: But you're so good at it!
Julius Benedict: I don't know what the problem is, but I'm sure it can be solved without resorting to violence.
Vincent Benedict: I got another six hours to pay the money. Tell the McClane brothers that harassing a man who already is in the slammer is beneath even them.
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