Julius Benedict:
Thank you for the cookies. I look forward to tossing them.

Julius Benedict:
If you're lying, I'll be back!

Julius Benedict:
The pavement was his enemy.

Vincent Benedict:
Money talks and bullshit walks!

Julius Benedict:
How can bullshit walk?

Julius Benedict:
For the first time in my life I am...pissed off!

Vincent Benedict:
You're a virgin!

Julius Benedict:
That's private.

Vincent Benedict:
A 230-pound virgin!

Julius Benedict:
You have no respect for logic.

Vincent Benedict:
But he's got an axe!

Julius Benedict:
My name is Julius and I am your twin brother.

Vincent Benedict:
Oh, obviously! The moment I sat down I thought I was looking into a mirror.

Julius Benedict:
Actually, I hate violence.

Vincent Benedict:
But you're so good at it!

Julius Benedict:
I don't know what the problem is, but I'm sure it can be solved without resorting to violence.

Vincent Benedict:
I got another six hours to pay the money. Tell the McClane brothers that harassing a man who already is in the slammer is beneath even them.