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Jesus/Ultrachrist!: The crucifix is the symbol of Christianity? I HATED the crucifix! OUCH!
Jane: Wow, that's alotta stigmata!
Archangel Ira: Jada, I've never met anyone like you.
Jada Jennsen: You've never been to the Hamptons?
Jada Jennsen: You're getting really high 'zzzzzzz' on our Buzz-ometer. What are some of your hobbies?
Jesus/Ultrachrist!: Contrition. And, you know, working with wood?
Jesus/Ultrachrist!: I understand that your faith is shaken, but just because Father Barry grabbed your tushy in Sunday school is no reason to spurn all religion.
Molly: I never told anyone about that! You really are Jesus! Or a friend of Father Barry.
Archangel Ira: I don't have to tell you, but I was something of a minor prophet in my day. Which, glory be to you! We used to say it takes the divine hand of God to make even a minor prophet. And this was before the Nasdaq!
Jesus/Ultrachrist!: I feel out of touch with the people of today. There are so many new words to learn, like "extranet" and "foofaraw".
Adolph Hitler: Ach! Ist der Ultrachriswitz!
Jesus/Ultrachrist!: Adolf Hitler! The guy who put "Eich!" in The Third Re... eich!
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