Unbearable Whiteness of Dean 
Buy this movie now
Dean Patterson: A SPAM radio?
Miles Quartermane: Shortwave; latest thing. Operates on the same principle as a HAM radio only the signal is 50% leaner.
Delbert, The Martinizer: I got a hot lead biscuit all buttered up and ready for ya!
Dean Patterson: I'm large and in charge! Now, anybody else want a slice of this?
Dean Patterson: Don't you think I'd still take government service and photolab training over death by lethal injection?