Unexpected Life, An 
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Ruth Whitney: Let's just try to get along.
Barbara Whitney: Okay, you go first.
Sam: Who is the idiot who ordered anchovies?
Megan Whitney: Aunt Barbara!
Megan Whitney: Could we go get ice cream?
Matt Whitney: She just forgave me for stealing a car. Let's not push our luck.
Matt Whitney: Do we have to go to school?
Barbara Whitney: Yes.
Matt Whitney: Why?
Barbara Whitney: Because I went to school.
Matt Whitney: That's a stupid reason.
Barbara Whitney: One of many you'll come across as you'll grow up.
Matt Whitney: You painted this?
Megan Whitney: What is it?
Matt Whitney: This Megan, is a million dollar painting.
Matt Whitney: Aren't I getting too old for this?
Barbara Whitney: When you're DEAD, you'll be too old!
Megan Whitney: Could Sam be our father?
Matt Whitney: You got a thing about pushing your luck, don't you?
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