Up the Academy 
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Leisman: What did I tell you I'd do if I ever caught you stealing again?
Hash: You said you'd rip my balls off, sir.
Leisman: Say it again!
Ververgaert: Do you wet your bed?
Chooch: No, I generally just piss over the side.
Leisman: Those glasses that you're wearing make you stand out like a turd in a punch bowl!
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