Leisman:
What did I tell you I'd do if I ever caught you stealing again?

Hash:
You said you'd rip my balls off, sir.

Leisman:
Say it again!

Hash:
You said you'd rip my balls off, sir.

Leisman:
Say it again!

Hash:
You said you'd rip my balls off, sir.

Ververgaert:
Do you wet your bed?

Chooch:
No, I generally just piss over the side.

Leisman:
Those glasses that you're wearing make you stand out like a turd in a punch bowl!