Fei chang wan mei

Sophie:
[translated lines] When I was young, my mother used to say that a woman in love loses her sense and a woman who is dumped loses her mind. I didn't understand that until two winters ago. My mother also said men must choose the right career and women marry the right guy. In other words, women's goal is to find Mr. Right, so to be successful you have to find that special guy.

Sophie:
[translated lines] What do you have up your sleeve? Spit it out and share with me.

Joanna:
[translated lines] You said you'll cook for me. You will let me taste your buns?

Actress:
[translated lines] It's all my fault. I shouldn't have left you. But... how I miss your yummy dumplings!

Gorden:
[translated lines] Let's say I help you win Jeff back. What's the point?

Sophie:
The wedding is in less than a month. How could I let it go just like that? I want him to regret what he's done. I want him to know what it's like to be dumped. I want him to come apologize a million times, and then, in front of everyone - with a little smile on my face - I'll say "Jeff, you're not good enough for me."

Gorden:
This is the real reason you want Jeff back?

Sophie:
Yup.

Gorden:
You don't need me then. You need a psychiatrist.