Pa Grape:
Ahoy there mateys! Welcome aboard the ship of the Pirates who Don't Do Anything.

Larry the Cucumber:
Nothing.

Mr. Lunt:
Zilch.

Larry the Cucumber:
Nada.

Pa Grape:
Not so fast you lazies! Today we're doing a little something.

Larry the Cucumber:
Not again!

Mr. Lunt:
We did something yesterday!

Pa Grape:
All you did was order Chinese.

Mr. Lunt:
Hey! It's hard to say 'moo goo gai pan'. Whoops! I did it again. I'm beat.

Pa Grape:
Hold it! Stop the countdown! I don't understand. There must be some mistake! I think perhaps the Astonishing Contraption of Silliness may need some recalibrating. This oughta do it.

Pa Grape:
Oh, that's a nice one. The grandfather of silly songs. The one that started the whole thing. Let's pause for a moment of respect, shall we?

Pa Grape:
That's enough. Hit it!

Mr. Lunt:
Hey... I smell something fishy.

Pa Grape:
Uh, that's your friend.

Larry the Cucumber:
Kung pao squid?

Mr. Lunt:
Uh... no.

Pa Grape:
It sure beats the Forgive-a-matic.

Archibald Asparagus:
I heard that!

Mr. Lunt:
I think you look like Captain Crunch!

Pa Grape:
Huh? No I don't!

Mr. Lunt:
Do too!

Pa Grape:
Do not!

Mr. Lunt:
You're making me hungry.

Pa Grape:
That's it! You're walking the plank!

Mr. Lunt:
Says who?

Pa Grape:
Says the captain, that's who!

Mr. Lunt:
Oh yeah? Aye-aye, Captain Crunch! Hehehehe!

Pa Grape:
Arrrrrrrgh!

Mr. Lunt:
Yikes!