Carol Brady:
Thank goodness I use AquaNet!

Carol:
I wish I could be gay again.

Alice:
That Sam is so thoughtful. He promised to slip me an extra tube steak.

Alice:
How about that! The light really does go off when you close the door!

Cindy:
You can't take my mommy!

Marcia:
Yeah! Take Jan instead!

Cindy Brady:
You can't take my mommy!

Marcia Brady:
Cindy's right take Jan!

Marcia:
I'll go first because I'm the prettiest.

Marcia:
He even wrote something in my yearbook in French! "Menage A Trois." I bet that means "You're the most."

Marcia:
Greg, there's a new thing called Women's Lib, and it means women get whatever they want.

Roy Martin:
You can't believe her. Look at the hair, the clothes, the constant cheerfulness.

Marcia Brady:
I'm so happy for you, Jan

Jan Brady:
Really, Marcia?

Marcia Brady:
No.

Cindy:
She's over there getting lei'd by those Hawaiian boys.

Roy:
Marcia, you are such a beauty.

Marcia:
I know.

Roy:
And Jan, isn't Marcia gorgeous?

Carol:
Careful Mike. he's got a gun.

Roy:
I don't need a gun to take care of you. I am going to kick your Brady Butt.

Cindy:
He said the "B" word.

Roy Martin:
I'm tripping with the Bradys!

Warren Mulaney:
Well, I'm really into hip-hop.

Marcia:
Hip-hop? Sounds like something a rabbit listens to.