Very Brady Sequel, A 
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Carol Brady: Thank goodness I use AquaNet!
Carol: I wish I could be gay again.
Alice: That Sam is so thoughtful. He promised to slip me an extra tube steak.
Alice: How about that! The light really does go off when you close the door!
Cindy: You can't take my mommy!
Marcia: Yeah! Take Jan instead!
Cindy Brady: You can't take my mommy!
Marcia Brady: Cindy's right take Jan!
Marcia: I'll go first because I'm the prettiest.
Marcia: He even wrote something in my yearbook in French! "Menage A Trois." I bet that means "You're the most."
Marcia: Greg, there's a new thing called Women's Lib, and it means women get whatever they want.
Roy Martin: You can't believe her. Look at the hair, the clothes, the constant cheerfulness.
Marcia Brady: I'm so happy for you, Jan
Jan Brady: Really, Marcia?
Marcia Brady: No.
Cindy: She's over there getting lei'd by those Hawaiian boys.
Roy: Marcia, you are such a beauty.
Marcia: I know.
Roy: And Jan, isn't Marcia gorgeous?
Carol: Careful Mike. he's got a gun.
Roy: I don't need a gun to take care of you. I am going to kick your Brady Butt.
Cindy: He said the "B" word.
Roy Martin: I'm tripping with the Bradys!
Warren Mulaney: Well, I'm really into hip-hop.
Marcia: Hip-hop? Sounds like something a rabbit listens to.