Amber:
Hand me that mirror, you incompetent bimbo!

Candy:
Who are you?

Miss Century:
Why I'm Miss Century. The World's only 100 year old stripper.

Anvil:
You're nothing like I expected

Malathion:
Oh, and who did you expect? Hmm? Suzie Homemaker?

Scabia:
Pay me, or I'll cut it off!

Malathion:
What do you do for fun?

Anvil:
Fun? Well, i work on cars all day and read magazines about women on motorcycles, and collect furniture that belonged to people who died.

Candy:
Whip out that dip-stick and make my engine purr

Miss Devonshire:
Left foot, yellow!

Candy:
You heard her! Middle leg, G-spot

Malathion:
You should know better than to park your car without using the CLUB!

Scabia:
Sounds of bottles crashing is music to my ears!

Candy:
I feel the same way when I hear a construction worker's drill.

Samantha:
Slash, got any cool tattoos?

Slash:
None that I can show you in public.

Irwin:
I've got five dollars.

Samantha:
Five dollars? You couldn't get in my purse, for five dollars.

Miss Century:
Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up.